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Film Quotes by Robert Woolsey

25 quotes
On Again-Off Again
Year: 1937

Director:
Edward F. Cline
On Again-Off Again
William Hobbs: I'm just beginning to realize what a racket this butlering is. Why don't you become a butler? The rest'll do you good.
Claude Horton: Hobbs, as your master, I insist that you be miserable!
-- Robert Woolsey in On Again-Off Again (1937)
Diplomaniacs
Year: 1933

Director:
William A. Seiter
Diplomaniacs
Willy Nilly: What do you think of the Einstein theory?
Hercules Glub: The Einstein theory? They'll never be able to enforce it.
-- Robert Woolsey in Diplomaniacs (1933)
The Cuckoos
Year: 1930

Director:
Paul Sloane
The Cuckoos
Flapper: You're Americans, aren't you?
Professor Cunningham: Yes, yes, but we can't lend you any money.
-- Robert Woolsey in The Cuckoos (1930)
On Again-Off Again
Year: 1937

Director:
Edward F. Cline
On Again-Off Again
[Horton slaps butler Hobbs in the face]
William Hobbs: What's that for?
Claude Horton: That's for calling me a mongoose.
William Hobbs: I called you that weeks ago!
Claude Horton: Well, I just saw a picture of one in a book...besides, I'm too tall for a mongoose!
-- Robert Woolsey in On Again-Off Again (1937)
The Rainmakers
Year: 1935

Director:
Fred Guiol
The Rainmakers
[Roscoe and his assistant Billy are detailing the specifications of his rainmaking machine]
Roscoe Horne: Are there any questions?
Farmer: [angrily] Aw, we can see through you!
Roscoe Horne: [to Billy] When you get the machine started, drown him first, will you?
-- Robert Woolsey in The Rainmakers (1935)