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Film Quotes by Paul Lynde

10 quotes
Bye Bye Birdie
Year: 1963

Director:
George Sidney
Bye Bye Birdie
Kim McAfee: Harry, do you have a cigarette? I've run out.
Harry McAfee: So have I, how 'bout my pipe?
-- Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Beach Blanket Bingo
Year: 1965

Director:
William Asher
Beach Blanket Bingo
Bullets: Come along now and let's, uh, get out of these loose clothes and slip into something tight.
-- Paul Lynde (as Bullets) in Beach Blanket Bingo (1965)
Bye Bye Birdie
Year: 1963

Director:
George Sidney
Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee: I know that showbiz type! I never told you this, but one summer I worked with the circus... all those midgets... WILD! They're probably livin' in sin.
Doris McAfee: Harry Lionel McAfee!
Harry McAfee: They've been engaged for six years. Don't tell me they haven't...
Doris McAfee: We were engaged for five years.
Harry McAfee: He's not as stupid as I was.
-- Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Bye Bye Birdie
Year: 1963

Director:
George Sidney
Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee: Nice? Heh HEH! I know that show business crowd - probably living in sin.
-- Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Bye Bye Birdie
Year: 1963

Director:
George Sidney
Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee: No matter how many millions I make selling Speed-Up, I'll still be the same humble, lovable guy I always was. And if any of those hicks try to push me around, I'll break 'em.
-- Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Bye Bye Birdie
Year: 1963

Director:
George Sidney
Bye Bye Birdie
Harry McAfee: The next time I have a daughter, I hope it's a boy!
-- Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
The Glass Bottom Boat
Year: 1966

Director:
Frank Tashlin
The Glass Bottom Boat
Homer Cripps: She's a pretty strange acting female.
-- Paul Lynde (as Homer Cripps) in The Glass Bottom Boat (1966)
Bye Bye Birdie
Year: 1963

Director:
George Sidney
Bye Bye Birdie
Doris McAfee: You know these adolescents! Kim'll lose face!
Harry McAfee: And if I don't get him out that's not all she'll...
-- Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Bye Bye Birdie
Year: 1963

Director:
George Sidney
Bye Bye Birdie
[after Kim has dyed her hair]
Harry McAfee: You dare defy your mother?
Kim McAfee: Well, it's my hair.
Harry McAfee: Not till you're 21!
-- Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)
Bye Bye Birdie
Year: 1963

Director:
George Sidney
Bye Bye Birdie
[Birdie opens a can of beer, which sprays on Mr. McAfee]
Harry McAfee: That's my favorite brand.
-- Paul Lynde (as Harry McAfee) in Bye Bye Birdie (1963)