Film Quotes by Monte Collins

2 quotes

Cactus Makes Perfect

Ma Stooge: [sobbing] Goodbye boys, here's five dollars.
Curly: Thanks!
Ma Stooge: [angrily] You would take it!
[Ma smacks Curly]

-- Monte Collins in Cactus Makes Perfect

Year: 1940

Director:
Del Lord

A Plumbing We Will Go

Prof. Bilbo: [Moe, Larry, and Curly are running from the police and go into a hole that Larry dug earlier] As you see, the lady is in this cabinet. I shall fire the magic gun. And what have we here, the little...
[a scream is heard followed by the lady running to the side, then Moe, Larry, and Curly run out followed by police and lastly, police in motorcycles]

-- Monte Collins (as Prof. Bilbo) in A Plumbing We Will Go (1940)