Film Quotes by Mickey Rooney
27 quotes
Betsy Booth:
Now don't you feel glad just to be alive?
Andrew 'Andy' Hardy: I've never before really appreciated the advantage of being dead.
Andrew 'Andy' Hardy: I've never before really appreciated the advantage of being dead.
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Andrew 'Andy' Hardy)
in
Andy Hardy Meets Debutante
(1940)
Betsy Booth:
Well, let's go on inside. Maybe the coffins will cheer you up.
Andrew 'Andy' Hardy: It's a fine world. Back in Carvel there are people waiting to laugh at my funeral. Here in New York they've got coffins to cheer me up.
Andrew 'Andy' Hardy: It's a fine world. Back in Carvel there are people waiting to laugh at my funeral. Here in New York they've got coffins to cheer me up.
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Andrew 'Andy' Hardy)
in
Andy Hardy Meets Debutante
(1940)
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Danny Churchill, Jr.)
in
Girl Crazy
(1943)
Lt. Harry Brubaker:
Did you ever hear Admiral Tarrant go on about the war? About the chosen few who have to lay it on the line?
Mike Forney: Naw, Me and Nester don't do too much fraternizing with Admirals.
Mike Forney: Naw, Me and Nester don't do too much fraternizing with Admirals.
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Mike Forney)
in
The Bridges at Toko-Ri
(1954)
Demetrius, in Love with Hermia:
[Puck is leading Demetrius astray through a fog] Lysander! Speak again! You runaway. You coward. Are you fled?
Puck: You coward! Are you bragging to the stars? Telling the bushes that you look for wars, and wilt not come?
Puck: You coward! Are you bragging to the stars? Telling the bushes that you look for wars, and wilt not come?
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Puck or Robin Goodfellow, a Fairy)
in
A Midsummer Night's Dream
(1935)
Benjy Benjamin:
[in a hospital in bandages and casts] This is all your fault. This is all your fault right from the beginning to the end.
J. Algernon Hawthorne: You know, even for a policeman, your behavior was ruddy outrageous.
Sylvester Marcus: Yeah, you could have taken a fair share like the rest of us, but no. You had to go and wrap up the whole scene, baby.
Ding Bell: We had 350,000 bucks right in our hands.
Melville Crump: Let's see, 14 into $350,000...
Ding Bell: [groans] Oh, shut up!
J. Algernon Hawthorne: You know, even for a policeman, your behavior was ruddy outrageous.
Sylvester Marcus: Yeah, you could have taken a fair share like the rest of us, but no. You had to go and wrap up the whole scene, baby.
Ding Bell: We had 350,000 bucks right in our hands.
Melville Crump: Let's see, 14 into $350,000...
Ding Bell: [groans] Oh, shut up!
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Ding Bell)
in
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
(1963)
Benjy Benjamin:
Wall? Walnut tree?
Ding Bell: No.
Benjy Benjamin: Walnuts?
Ding Bell: No.
Benjy Benjamin: In bags?
Ding Bell: NO!
Ding Bell: No.
Benjy Benjamin: Walnuts?
Ding Bell: No.
Benjy Benjamin: In bags?
Ding Bell: NO!
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Ding Bell)
in
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
(1963)
Polly Williams:
Hi ya Church, hows your steeple?
Danny Churchill, Jr.: So long Polly, watch your crackers!
Danny Churchill, Jr.: So long Polly, watch your crackers!
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Danny Churchill, Jr.)
in
Girl Crazy
(1943)
Peggy Lorgan McNeil:
I don't think I quite understand.
Lorenz Hart: You will after you've known me ten or fifteen years.
Lorenz Hart: You will after you've known me ten or fifteen years.
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Lorenz Hart)
in
Words and Music
(1948)
Air traffic control tower staffer:
If you can, give us your position. Who is flying the plane?
Ding Bell: [Benji is at the controls] What do you mean "who's flying the plane"? Nobody's flying the plane!
Ding Bell: [Benji is at the controls] What do you mean "who's flying the plane"? Nobody's flying the plane!
--
Mickey Rooney
(as Ding Bell)
in
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
(1963)