Film Quotes by Michael Caine
58 quotes
Garage Manager:
You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir.
Charlie Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun.
Charlie Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun.
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Michael Caine
in
The Italian Job
(1969)
Sgt. Pilot Chris:
[the British Spitfire pilots are having an easy time shooting down the feared German Stuka Dive Bombers] It's like shooting rats in a barrel.
Squadron Leader Canfield: *You'll* be "in a barrel", if you don't watch out for the *fighters*!
Squadron Leader Canfield: *You'll* be "in a barrel", if you don't watch out for the *fighters*!
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Michael Caine
in
Battle of Britain
(1969)
Leo Newbigen:
[Nude in the sauna with Anya] Harry hey, what do you think, huh? Isn't she something?
Harry Palmer: Yeah, she's great. How's the wife and kids, Leo?
Harry Palmer: Yeah, she's great. How's the wife and kids, Leo?
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Michael Caine
in
Billion Dollar Brain
(1967)
Meli:
[splashed by boy in pool] Ah, I think when I marry I shall pray for daughters. And You?
Nicholas Urfe: I'll just pray for myself.
Nicholas Urfe: I'll just pray for myself.
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Michael Caine
(as Nicholas Urfe)
in
The Magus
(1968)
Samantha Steel:
My name is Samantha Steel. Some people call me Sam.
Harry Palmer: Edmund Dorf. Some people call me Edna.
Harry Palmer: Edmund Dorf. Some people call me Edna.
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Michael Caine
in
Funeral in Berlin
(1966)
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Michael Caine
in
Funeral in Berlin
(1966)
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Michael Caine
in
Funeral in Berlin
(1966)
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Michael Caine
in
The Italian Job
(1969)
[final words of the film]
Alfie: You know what? When I look back on my little life and the birds I've known, and think of all the things they've done for me and the little I've done for them, you'd think I've had the best of it along the line. But what have I got out of it? I've got a bob or two, some decent clothes, a car, I've got me health back and I ain't attached. But I ain't got me peace of mind - and if you ain't got that, you ain't got nothing. I dunno. It seems to me if they ain't got you one way they've got you another. So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself - what's it all about? Know what I mean?
Alfie: You know what? When I look back on my little life and the birds I've known, and think of all the things they've done for me and the little I've done for them, you'd think I've had the best of it along the line. But what have I got out of it? I've got a bob or two, some decent clothes, a car, I've got me health back and I ain't attached. But I ain't got me peace of mind - and if you ain't got that, you ain't got nothing. I dunno. It seems to me if they ain't got you one way they've got you another. So what's the answer? That's what I keep asking myself - what's it all about? Know what I mean?
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Michael Caine
(as Alfie)
in
Alfie
(1966)
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Michael Caine
in
The Italian Job
(1969)