Film Quotes by Michael Caine
58 quotes
Year: 1966
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Alfie:
I don't want no bird's respect - I wouldn't know what to do with it.
--
Michael Caine
(as Alfie)
in
Alfie
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Alfie:
I've never told her that I love her - except at those times when you've *got* to say something for appearance's sake.
--
Michael Caine
(as Alfie)
in
Alfie
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Alfie:
I've told you before to be careful where you put your legs.
--
Michael Caine
(as Alfie)
in
Alfie
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Alfie:
If you lose a bird you can always replace her. But with a child it's different.
--
Michael Caine
(as Alfie)
in
Alfie
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Alfie:
Make a married woman laugh and you're halfway there.
--
Michael Caine
(as Alfie)
in
Alfie
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Alfie:
My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know.
--
Michael Caine
(as Alfie)
in
Alfie
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Alfie:
She's got a little ginger moustache. But I find I'm quite willing to overlook the odd blemish in a woman, providing she's got something to make up for it. Well, that's what we're all here for, innit - to help each other out in this life.
--
Michael Caine
(as Alfie)
in
Alfie
(1966)
Year: 1966
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Director:
Lewis Gilbert
Alfie:
What I loved once and what I love now are two different things.
--
Michael Caine
(as Alfie)
in
Alfie
(1966)
Year: 1968
--
Michael Caine
in
Play Dirty
(1968)
Year: 1969
Director:
Peter Collinson
Director:
Peter Collinson
Charlie Croker:
It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say.
--
Michael Caine
in
The Italian Job
(1969)