Film Quotes by Mel Blanc
507 quotes
Year: 1958
Director:
Friz Freleng
Director:
Friz Freleng
King Arthur:
Unless you bring back the Singing Sword, you will be put to the rack, burned at the stake, and beheaded.
Bugs Bunny: Be-be-beheaded?
[laughs, then cries]
Bugs Bunny: Be-be-beheaded?
[laughs, then cries]
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Mel Blanc
in
Knighty Knight Bugs
(1958)
Year: 1949
Director:
Chuck Jones
Director:
Chuck Jones
Little John:
Don't you worry, never fear. Robin Hood will soon be here.
[Blows fanfare on bugle and stands at attention]
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, Mr. Wise Guy. Now you're gonna get it. Robin Hood'll fix you, brother.
[after a long pause, Little John looks to the distance, shrugs his shoulders and leaves]
Bugs Bunny: Eh, where was we?
[Blows fanfare on bugle and stands at attention]
Bugs Bunny: Yeah, Mr. Wise Guy. Now you're gonna get it. Robin Hood'll fix you, brother.
[after a long pause, Little John looks to the distance, shrugs his shoulders and leaves]
Bugs Bunny: Eh, where was we?
--
Mel Blanc
in
Rabbit Hood
(1949)
Year: 1939
Director:
Robert Clampett
Director:
Robert Clampett
Mama Duck:
[sniffing Daffy's breath] Daffy have you been drinking?
Daffy Duck: [offended] Me drinking? Me drinking?
[drunkenly]
Daffy Duck: Yes!
[Mrs. Daffy hits him with a rolling pin]
Daffy Duck: [offended] Me drinking? Me drinking?
[drunkenly]
Daffy Duck: Yes!
[Mrs. Daffy hits him with a rolling pin]
--
Mel Blanc
in
Wise Quacks
(1939)
Year: 1953
Director:
Robert McKimson
Director:
Robert McKimson
Melissa Duck:
Goodbye, you scrawny little 9 pound weakling.
Daffy Duck: How do you like that? Calling me a scrawny little 9 pound weakling when it's perfectly obvious I'm a scrawny little 10 pound weakling. Hmph.
Daffy Duck: How do you like that? Calling me a scrawny little 9 pound weakling when it's perfectly obvious I'm a scrawny little 10 pound weakling. Hmph.
--
Mel Blanc
in
Muscle Tussle
(1953)
Year: 1957
Director:
Friz Freleng
Director:
Friz Freleng
Mugsy:
[Rocky and Mugsy have pulled off a robbery] Gee! Some haul!
Rocky: Yeah. All 14 karat.
Bugs Bunny: [from the hole in the floor] Carrots? Carrots? Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? Where? Who? When?
Rocky: Hey, Mugsy, we better get some shut-eye if'n we're gonna pull that job tomorrow.
Mugsy: Okay, boss.
Bugs Bunny: Why, those dirty crooks! Someone oughta teach 'em that crime doesn't pay, and it looks like that someone's gonna be me.
Rocky: Yeah. All 14 karat.
Bugs Bunny: [from the hole in the floor] Carrots? Carrots? Who? What? When? Where? Why? How? Where? Who? When?
Rocky: Hey, Mugsy, we better get some shut-eye if'n we're gonna pull that job tomorrow.
Mugsy: Okay, boss.
Bugs Bunny: Why, those dirty crooks! Someone oughta teach 'em that crime doesn't pay, and it looks like that someone's gonna be me.
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Mel Blanc
in
Bugsy and Mugsy
(1957)
Neon Noodle:
[putting his see-through hands over Daffy's eyes] Guess who?
Daffy Duck: Neon Noodle?
[shouts]
Daffy Duck: Neon Noodle? Aauggh!
Daffy Duck: Neon Noodle?
[shouts]
Daffy Duck: Neon Noodle? Aauggh!
Year: 1950
Director:
Chuck Jones
Director:
Chuck Jones
Porky Pig:
[on a conveyor belt, about to be cut by a buzzsaw] T-the cotton gin was invented by Eli Whitney.
Daffy Duck: [stops the buzzsaw] You're absolutely correct! And let me remind you again, folks, that you're listening to Truth or -Aaaugh! Brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry. If your eagle's hands are dirty, we'll wash them clean. Now, back to our contestant. Mwahahahah!
Daffy Duck: [stops the buzzsaw] You're absolutely correct! And let me remind you again, folks, that you're listening to Truth or -Aaaugh! Brought to you by the Eagle Hand Laundry. If your eagle's hands are dirty, we'll wash them clean. Now, back to our contestant. Mwahahahah!
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Mel Blanc
in
The Ducksters
(1950)
Porky Pig:
And who is Hymie?
Daffy Duck: [laughs] Who's Hymie? That's rich, that's a lulu! Hey, Hymie. Come here, get a load of this.
[door closes by itself]
Daffy Duck: You wanna know who Hymie is, huh? Well, ask me. Go ahead, ask me.
Porky Pig: Who is he?
Daffy Duck: Oh, he's not much. Just a kangaroo. Just six feet of kangaroo, that's all.
Porky Pig: You're pixilated. T-There's no kangaroo in this room.
Daffy Duck: Oh, yeah? Well, you just watch. Hey, Hymie, come here a minute, kid.
[Daffy steps into an invisible pouch; only his head shows]
Daffy Duck: No Hymie, huh? How do you suppose I'm doing this?
[Daffy's head starts hopping around the room, as in an invisible kangaroo]
Daffy Duck: There, I hope you're satisfied. You've hurt Hymie's feelings. He's so sensitive.
Daffy Duck: [laughs] Who's Hymie? That's rich, that's a lulu! Hey, Hymie. Come here, get a load of this.
[door closes by itself]
Daffy Duck: You wanna know who Hymie is, huh? Well, ask me. Go ahead, ask me.
Porky Pig: Who is he?
Daffy Duck: Oh, he's not much. Just a kangaroo. Just six feet of kangaroo, that's all.
Porky Pig: You're pixilated. T-There's no kangaroo in this room.
Daffy Duck: Oh, yeah? Well, you just watch. Hey, Hymie, come here a minute, kid.
[Daffy steps into an invisible pouch; only his head shows]
Daffy Duck: No Hymie, huh? How do you suppose I'm doing this?
[Daffy's head starts hopping around the room, as in an invisible kangaroo]
Daffy Duck: There, I hope you're satisfied. You've hurt Hymie's feelings. He's so sensitive.
Year: 1942
Director:
Chuck Jones
Director:
Chuck Jones
Porky Pig:
G-g-gosh, what a cra-cr-screwy duck.
Daffy Duck: That, my little cherub, is strictly a matter of opinion.
Daffy Duck: That, my little cherub, is strictly a matter of opinion.
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Mel Blanc
in
My Favorite Duck
(1942)
Year: 1950
Director:
Friz Freleng
Director:
Friz Freleng
Porky Pig:
J-j-jumping Juniper! A golden egg! T-twenty-four karat solid gold! I'm rich! I'm rich! W-who's resp-p-ponsib-b-... who's responsib-b-b... who did this?
Goose: I know who it was. It was me. But I'm no fool. I know what happened to the goose that laid the golden egg.
[Makes throat-slashing sound]
Porky Pig: W-w-well, come on now. Don't be bashful. Who did it?
Goose: I know who did it. He did it.
[Points at Daffy; the chickens lift Daffy over their shoulders, cheering]
Daffy Duck: Okay, so I laid an egg.
Goose: I know who it was. It was me. But I'm no fool. I know what happened to the goose that laid the golden egg.
[Makes throat-slashing sound]
Porky Pig: W-w-well, come on now. Don't be bashful. Who did it?
Goose: I know who did it. He did it.
[Points at Daffy; the chickens lift Daffy over their shoulders, cheering]
Daffy Duck: Okay, so I laid an egg.
--
Mel Blanc
in
Golden Yeggs
(1950)