Film Quotes by Joe E. Brown
18 quotes
Year: 1931
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
Marjorie Blake:
I think Julia's awfully interested in you.
John Augustus Miller: She's gonna turn my libido outward.
Marjorie Blake: What for?
John Augustus Miller: Just so she can look at it, I guess.
John Augustus Miller: She's gonna turn my libido outward.
Marjorie Blake: What for?
John Augustus Miller: Just so she can look at it, I guess.
--
Joe E. Brown
in
Local Boy Makes Good
(1931)
Year: 1931
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
[Ossie and Jack are in a diner getting breakfast, and after the waitress brings them their food, Ossie knocks the salt shaker over, spilling the salt]
Ossie Simpson: Oops. Spilled the salt.
[Ossie starts pouring the salt over his left shoulder, dumping it on Pancho, who is sitting right next to him]
Pancho: Hey! Look!
[Pancho points to the salt on his shoulder]
Ossie Simpson: Ah! Dandruff!
Ossie Simpson: Oops. Spilled the salt.
[Ossie starts pouring the salt over his left shoulder, dumping it on Pancho, who is sitting right next to him]
Pancho: Hey! Look!
[Pancho points to the salt on his shoulder]
Ossie Simpson: Ah! Dandruff!
--
Joe E. Brown
in
Broadminded
(1931)
Year: 1931
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
[Pancho and Ossie are in a heated argument]
Pancho: If I were not in a hurry, I would wait outside!
Ossie Simpson: I wouldn't wait.
Pancho: If I were not in a hurry, I would wait outside!
Ossie Simpson: I wouldn't wait.
--
Joe E. Brown
in
Broadminded
(1931)
Year: 1931
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
--
Joe E. Brown
in
Broadminded
(1931)
Year: 1931
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
Director:
Mervyn LeRoy
[writing notes down in his notebook]
Ossie Simpson: Monday - Jack flirted with waitress. Knows a good dish when he sees one. Period.
Ossie Simpson: Monday - Jack flirted with waitress. Knows a good dish when he sees one. Period.
--
Joe E. Brown
in
Broadminded
(1931)
Year: 1959
Director:
Billy Wilder
Director:
Billy Wilder
Osgood:
You know, I've always been *fascinated* by show business.
Daphne: Is that so?
Osgood: Yes. As a matter of fact it's cost my family quite a bit of money.
Daphne: Oh, you invest in shows?
Osgood: Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times.
Daphne: You're not sure?
Osgood: Mama is keeping score.
Daphne: Is that so?
Osgood: Yes. As a matter of fact it's cost my family quite a bit of money.
Daphne: Oh, you invest in shows?
Osgood: Showgirls. I've been married seven or eight times.
Daphne: You're not sure?
Osgood: Mama is keeping score.
--
Joe E. Brown
(as Osgood Fielding III)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
Year: 1959
Director:
Billy Wilder
Director:
Billy Wilder
Jerry:
Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Jerry: Ohh... I'm a man!
Osgood: Nobody's perfect!
Osgood: Why not?
Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.
Osgood: Doesn't matter.
Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!
Osgood: I don't care.
Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.
Osgood: I forgive you.
Jerry: [Tragically] I can never have children!
Osgood: We can adopt some.
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Finally gives up and pulls off his wig]
Jerry: Ohh... I'm a man!
Osgood: Nobody's perfect!
--
Joe E. Brown
(as Osgood Fielding III)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)
Year: 1959
Director:
Billy Wilder
Director:
Billy Wilder
Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood!
[Pulls off his wig]
Jerry: Ohh... I'm a man!
Osgood: Nobody's perfect!
[Pulls off his wig]
Jerry: Ohh... I'm a man!
Osgood: Nobody's perfect!
--
Joe E. Brown
(as Osgood Fielding III)
in
Some Like It Hot
(1959)