Film Quotes by James Finlayson
12 quotes
Millie - the Maid:
Well, ain't she the 'igh and mighty one, denying a girl a bit o' sparking!
Sergeant Major Finlayson: I'm surprised she didn't hear my knees knocking.
Sergeant Major Finlayson: I'm surprised she didn't hear my knees knocking.
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James Finlayson
in
Bonnie Scotland
(1935)
Captain Finn:
Oh! My good eye!
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James Finlayson
(as Captain Finn)
in
The Bohemian Girl
(1936)
Colonel Wilburforce Buckshot:
Just a second! I forgot my bow and arrow!
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James Finlayson
(as Colonel Wilburforce Buckshot)
in
Another Fine Mess
(1930)
Peter Cucumber:
[taking the IN MEMORY wreath] I just might have some use for this.
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James Finlayson
in
Me and My Pal
(1933)
Schoolteacher:
How many times does three go into nine?
Stanley: ...Three times.
Schoolteacher: Correct.
Stanley: And two left over.
Schoolteacher: [nods; Ollie begins to giggle] What are you laughing at?
Oliver: There's only one left over.
Schoolteacher: D'oh!
Stanley: ...Three times.
Schoolteacher: Correct.
Stanley: And two left over.
Schoolteacher: [nods; Ollie begins to giggle] What are you laughing at?
Oliver: There's only one left over.
Schoolteacher: D'oh!
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James Finlayson
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Schoolteacher:
Now, what is a comet? You!
Prisoner: A comet. A comet is a star with a tale on it.
Schoolteacher: Correct.
[points to Stan]
Schoolteacher: Name one.
Stanley: Rin Tin Tin.
Schoolteacher: D'oh!
Prisoner: A comet. A comet is a star with a tale on it.
Schoolteacher: Correct.
[points to Stan]
Schoolteacher: Name one.
Stanley: Rin Tin Tin.
Schoolteacher: D'oh!
--
James Finlayson
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Schoolteacher:
We shall now have an intelligence test. Who was Columbus?
Prisoner: The mayor of Ohio.
Schoolteacher: [pause] What did he do?
Insurgent Convict: He died.
Schoolteacher: Well, of course he died. Who killed him?
The Tiger: Cock Robin.
Schoolteacher: Who said *that*?
The Tiger: I did.
Schoolteacher: [pause] Correct.
Prisoner: The mayor of Ohio.
Schoolteacher: [pause] What did he do?
Insurgent Convict: He died.
Schoolteacher: Well, of course he died. Who killed him?
The Tiger: Cock Robin.
Schoolteacher: Who said *that*?
The Tiger: I did.
Schoolteacher: [pause] Correct.
--
James Finlayson
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Schoolteacher:
We will now have the role call. Those that are here will answer "present". Those that are not here will say "absent".
--
James Finlayson
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Schoolteacher:
What is a blizzard?
Stanley: A blizzard? A blizzard is the inside of a buzzard.
Schoolteacher: Fresh, huh?
Stanley: A blizzard? A blizzard is the inside of a buzzard.
Schoolteacher: Fresh, huh?
--
James Finlayson
in
Pardon Us
(1931)
Sergeant Major Finlayson:
[reacting to Stan] Sgt. Leatherpuss... doh!
--
James Finlayson
in
Bonnie Scotland
(1935)