Film Quotes by Humphrey Bogart
251 quotes
Year: 1942
Director:
Lewis Seiler
Director:
Lewis Seiler
Joseph 'Duke' Berne:
When a thing stinks, it stinks.
--
Humphrey Bogart
in
The Big Shot
(1942)
Year: 1949
Director:
Stuart Heisler
Director:
Stuart Heisler
Joseph 'Joe' Barrett:
First I fly the seat off my pants, and then they repossess the pants.
--
Humphrey Bogart
in
Tokyo Joe
(1949)
Year: 1955
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Joseph:
I'll say one thing about prison. You meet a better class of people.
--
Humphrey Bogart
(as Joseph)
in
We're No Angels
(1955)
Year: 1955
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Joseph:
I'm going to buy them their Christmas turkey.
Albert: "Buy"? Do you really mean "buy"?
Joseph: Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it.
Albert: "Buy"? Do you really mean "buy"?
Joseph: Yes, buy! In the Spirit of Christmas. The hard part's going to be stealing the money to pay for it.
--
Humphrey Bogart
(as Joseph)
in
We're No Angels
(1955)
Year: 1955
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Joseph:
If you don't mind my saying so, Albert, he's got it all over you.
--
Humphrey Bogart
(as Joseph)
in
We're No Angels
(1955)
Year: 1955
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Joseph:
In the immortal words of somebody or other, "Well done, Adolphe."
--
Humphrey Bogart
(as Joseph)
in
We're No Angels
(1955)
Year: 1955
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Joseph:
That's the way it is, "in the midst of life," et cetera, et cetera, I forget the rest of it.
--
Humphrey Bogart
(as Joseph)
in
We're No Angels
(1955)
Year: 1955
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Director:
Michael Curtiz
Joseph:
We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, slash their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes.
--
Humphrey Bogart
(as Joseph)
in
We're No Angels
(1955)
Year: 1954
Director:
Billy Wilder
Director:
Billy Wilder
Linus Larrabee:
[slow dancing with Sabrina] How do you say in French my sister has a yellow pencil?
Sabrina Fairchild: Ma soeur a un crayon jaune.
Linus Larrabee: How do you say my brother has a lovely girl?
Sabrina Fairchild: Mon frère a une gentille petite amie.
Linus Larrabee: And how do you say I wish I were my brother?
Sabrina Fairchild: Ma soeur a un crayon jaune.
Linus Larrabee: How do you say my brother has a lovely girl?
Sabrina Fairchild: Mon frère a une gentille petite amie.
Linus Larrabee: And how do you say I wish I were my brother?
--
Humphrey Bogart
(as Linus Larrabee)
in
Sabrina
(1954)
Year: 1954
Director:
Billy Wilder
Director:
Billy Wilder
Linus Larrabee:
I always make it a point to have controls.
Mr. Tyson: Yes, it's your good luck the kids are fond of each other.
Linus Larrabee: I always make it a point to be lucky, too.
Mr. Tyson: Yes, it's your good luck the kids are fond of each other.
Linus Larrabee: I always make it a point to be lucky, too.
--
Humphrey Bogart
(as Linus Larrabee)
in
Sabrina
(1954)