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Film Quotes by Groucho Marx

204 quotes
A Night at the Opera
Year: 1935

Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
A Night at the Opera
Fiorello: Wait a minute. Before he sings, you gotta sign a contract. And I get 10 percent.
Otis B. Driftwood: And I get 10 percent too.
-- Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera (1935)
A Night at the Opera
Year: 1935

Director:
Sam Wood*Edmund Goulding
A Night at the Opera
Fiorello: What'll I say?
Otis B. Driftwood: Tell them you're not here.
Fiorello: Suppose they don't believe me?
Otis B. Driftwood: They'll believe you when you start talking.
-- Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera (1935)
The Big Store
Year: 1941

Director:
Charles Reisner
The Big Store
Ravelli: I take-a your picture. Hey! Look at me and laugh.
Wolf J. Flywheel: I've been doing that for 20 years.
-- Groucho Marx in The Big Store (1941)
A Day at the Races
Year: 1937

Director:
Sam Wood
A Day at the Races
Tony: [disgused as an ice cream vendor] You wanna something hot?
Dr. Hackenbush: Not now, I just ate. Besides I don't like hot ice cream.
-- Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races (1937)
A Day at the Races
Year: 1937

Director:
Sam Wood
A Day at the Races
Tony: Have you got a woman in here?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted 30 minutes of valuable time.
-- Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races (1937)
A Day at the Races
Year: 1937

Director:
Sam Wood
A Day at the Races
Tony: Have you got a woman in here?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I haven't, I've wasted thirty minutes of valuable time.
-- Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races (1937)
A Day at the Races
Year: 1937

Director:
Sam Wood
A Day at the Races
Tony: Hey doc, can you see us?
Dr. Hackenbush: If I can't there's something wrong with my glasses.
-- Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races (1937)
A Day at the Races
Year: 1937

Director:
Sam Wood
A Day at the Races
Tony: Hey, boss! C'mere! Sun-Up is the worst horse on the track!
Dr. Hackenbush: I notice he wins all the time.
Tony: Aw, just because he comes in first.
Dr. Hackenbush: Well, I don't want 'em any better than first.
-- Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races (1937)
A Day at the Races
Year: 1937

Director:
Sam Wood
A Day at the Races
Tony: We come to hang the paper.
Dr. Hackenbush: How about hanging yourselves?
-- Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races (1937)
Duck Soup
Year: 1933

Director:
Leo McCarey
Duck Soup
Bob Roland: This letter's the work of Trentino. The man is trying to undermine you. Now what are you going to do about it?
Rufus T. Firefly: I've got a good mind to ring his doorbell and run.
-- Groucho Marx (as Rufus T. Firefly) in Duck Soup (1933)