Film Quotes by George 'Gabby' Hayes
47 quotes
[Gabby checks his pocket watch]
Gabby Hayes: It's half past.
Wild Bill Elliott: Half past what?
Gabby Hayes: I dunno - the little hand's broke off.
Gabby Hayes: It's half past.
Wild Bill Elliott: Half past what?
Gabby Hayes: I dunno - the little hand's broke off.
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George 'Gabby' Hayes
in
Bordertown Gun Fighters
(1943)
[Gabby is lying in a coffin]
Roy Rogers: How do I look?
Gabby Whittaker, aka Wildcat Kelly: Not dead enough.
Roy Rogers: How do I look?
Gabby Whittaker, aka Wildcat Kelly: Not dead enough.
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George 'Gabby' Hayes
in
Don't Fence Me In
(1945)
[Gene is treating Harry's gunshot wounds]
Gene Autry: Is that dope you sell really good for anything, Doc?
Dr. Parker: What? Doctor Parker's painless panacea is compounded from the healing roots and herbs brewed from the formula of a Kickapoo Indian chief whose daughter...
Gene Autry: I've heard that forty times a day for six months, but is it really good for anything?
Dr. Parker: Well, it won't hurt him any, but maybe we'd better get the iodine.
Gene Autry: Is that dope you sell really good for anything, Doc?
Dr. Parker: What? Doctor Parker's painless panacea is compounded from the healing roots and herbs brewed from the formula of a Kickapoo Indian chief whose daughter...
Gene Autry: I've heard that forty times a day for six months, but is it really good for anything?
Dr. Parker: Well, it won't hurt him any, but maybe we'd better get the iodine.
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George 'Gabby' Hayes
in
Tumbling Tumbleweeds
(1935)
[Porter and his men count the proceeds from their latest robbery]
Sam Porter: Well, I'll be danged. Nothing but old bills and receipts!
Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry: Why, the dirty crook!
Sam Porter: Well, I'll be danged. Nothing but old bills and receipts!
Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry: Why, the dirty crook!
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George 'Gabby' Hayes
in
Call of the Prairie
(1936)
[repeated lines]
Wild Bill Elliott: Gabby, I thought you hated all women.
Gabby Hayes: Nope, just the uppity ones.
Wild Bill Elliott: Gabby, I thought you hated all women.
Gabby Hayes: Nope, just the uppity ones.
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George 'Gabby' Hayes
in
Bordertown Gun Fighters
(1943)
[Shanghai forces Johnny to dig his own grave]
Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry: I know this is your grave, son, but if I was you, I'd make it a little longer.
Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry: I know this is your grave, son, but if I was you, I'd make it a little longer.
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George 'Gabby' Hayes
in
Call of the Prairie
(1936)
[when Gabby shoots a henchman off a rooftop, he falls spectacularly to the street below]
Gabby Hayes: Brother, when I hit 'em, they stay hit.
Gabby Hayes: Brother, when I hit 'em, they stay hit.
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George 'Gabby' Hayes
in
Bordertown Gun Fighters
(1943)