Film Quotes by Elsa Lanchester
13 quotes
Lieutenant Peter Morales:
Is your husband here?
Mrs. Smerrling: [after a pause] Not exactly.
Lieutenant Peter Morales: Were you ever married?
Mrs. Smerrling: [Another pause] Not exactly. I... I, uh - you see, I...
Mrs. Smerrling: [after a pause] Not exactly.
Lieutenant Peter Morales: Were you ever married?
Mrs. Smerrling: [Another pause] Not exactly. I... I, uh - you see, I...
--
Elsa Lanchester
(as Mrs. Smerrling)
in
Mystery Street
(1950)
Don Klausmeyer:
I'm Don Klausmeyer, from Artways magazine.
Louise Patterson: Yes.
[giggles]
Louise Patterson: Oh, yes. Didn't you review my show in '41?
Don Klausmeyer: I think I did.
Louise Patterson: Oh, come in, Mr. Klausmann.
Don Klausmeyer: KlausMEYER.
Louise Patterson: [laughs gleefully] I've been planning to kill you for years.
Louise Patterson: Yes.
[giggles]
Louise Patterson: Oh, yes. Didn't you review my show in '41?
Don Klausmeyer: I think I did.
Louise Patterson: Oh, come in, Mr. Klausmann.
Don Klausmeyer: KlausMEYER.
Louise Patterson: [laughs gleefully] I've been planning to kill you for years.
--
Elsa Lanchester
(as Louise Patterson)
in
The Big Clock
(1948)
Emily Creed:
I won't swear on the Bible. It's wicked.
--
Elsa Lanchester
in
Ladies in Retirement
(1941)
Louise Patterson:
[after George Stroud outbids her for a picture] Isn't it a pity... the wrong people always have money.
--
Elsa Lanchester
(as Louise Patterson)
in
The Big Clock
(1948)
Louise Patterson:
Oh Penelope, you forgot to put away your rollerskates.
--
Elsa Lanchester
(as Louise Patterson)
in
The Big Clock
(1948)
Mary Shelley:
It's a perfect night for mystery and horror. The air itself is filled with monsters.
--
Elsa Lanchester
(as Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley / The Monster's Bride)
in
Bride of Frankenstein
(1935)
Matilda:
Nobody expects him be normal; he's a bishop.
--
Elsa Lanchester
(as Matilda)
in
The Bishop's Wife
(1947)
Miss Plimsoll:
Teeny weeny flight of steps, Sir Wilfrid, we mustn't forget we've had a teeny weeny heart attack.
--
Elsa Lanchester
(as Miss Plimsoll)
in
Witness for the Prosecution
(1957)
Miss Plimsoll:
Wilfrid the Fox! That's what they call him, and that's what he is!
--
Elsa Lanchester
(as Miss Plimsoll)
in
Witness for the Prosecution
(1957)
Mrs. Carraclough:
Oh, well. Ye may as well know it right off. Lassie won't be waiting for ye at school anymore.
Joe Carraclough: Why not? What's happened?
Mrs. Carraclough: Because she's sold; that's why not.
Joe Carraclough: Why not? What's happened?
Mrs. Carraclough: Because she's sold; that's why not.
--
Elsa Lanchester
(as Mrs. Carraclough)
in
Lassie Come Home
(1943)