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Film Quotes by Edward Everett Horton

20 quotes
The Perfect Specimen
Year: 1937

Director:
Michael Curtiz
Mr. Grattan: He's probably suffering untold tortures.
-- Edward Everett Horton (as Mr. Grattan) in The Perfect Specimen (1937)
Arsenic and Old Lace
Year: 1944

Director:
Frank Capra
Mr. Witherspoon: [to himself] Another Roosevelt? Oh, dear, dear.
-- Edward Everett Horton (as Mr. Witherspoon) in Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
The Gang's All Here
Year: 1943

Director:
Busby Berkeley
Peyton Potter: I am a businessman. I go in for no foolishness. I'm entirely business.
-- Edward Everett Horton (as Peyton Potter) in The Gang's All Here (1943)
Sex and the Single Girl
Year: 1964

Director:
Richard Quine
The Chief: [to Bob Weston] Thank you from the heart for living down to my expectations.
The Gang's All Here
Year: 1943

Director:
Busby Berkeley
Mrs. Peyton Potter: Well old swoopy, swapping swoops at your age what have you got to say about that?
Peyton Potter: I told you darling we were simply discussing investments.
-- Edward Everett Horton (as Peyton Potter) in The Gang's All Here (1943)
Weekend for Three
Year: 1941

Director:
Irving Reis
Jim 'Jimbo' Craig: Why do so many marriages fail?
Fred Stonebraker: Because women are such lying, scheming, deceitful, mercenary hellcats?
Smart Woman
Year: 1931

Director:
Gregory La Cava
Mrs. Sally Ross: [reading the label] Not more than 40 percent alcohol... um hmm... I thought so.
Billy Ross: Why the idea! 40. Well, that's probably to keep the iron from rusting.
Top Hat
Year: 1935

Director:
Mark Sandrich
Jerry Travers: [realising why Dale has been behaving so peculiarly] She's been mistaking me for you this whole time.
Madge Hardwick: Well, no wonder she said he was interesting.
Horace Hardwick: Yes, no wonder... I resent that!
-- Edward Everett Horton (as Horace Hardwick) in Top Hat (1935)
Arsenic and Old Lace
Year: 1944

Director:
Frank Capra
Cab Driver: I knew this would end up in the nuthouse.
Mr. Witherspoon: [offended] We like to think of it as a rest home!
-- Edward Everett Horton (as Mr. Witherspoon) in Arsenic and Old Lace (1944)
The Gay Divorcee
Year: 1934

Director:
Mark Sandrich
Egbert Fitzgerald: It's no crime to be married. It just shows a weakness on the part of men that women take advantage of.
-- Edward Everett Horton (as Egbert 'Pinky' Fitzgerald) in The Gay Divorcee (1934)