Film Quotes by Ed Wynn
15 quotes
Year: 1964
Director:
Robert Stevenson
Director:
Robert Stevenson
Bert:
It reminds me of me brother. He got a nice cushy job at a watch factory.
Uncle Albert: At a watch factory? What does he do?
Bert: He stands about all day... and makes faces!
Uncle Albert: [laughing hysterically] He makes faces in a watch factory!
Uncle Albert: At a watch factory? What does he do?
Bert: He stands about all day... and makes faces!
Uncle Albert: [laughing hysterically] He makes faces in a watch factory!
--
Ed Wynn
(as Uncle Albert)
in
Mary Poppins
(1964)
Year: 1964
Director:
Robert Stevenson
Director:
Robert Stevenson
Bert:
Uncle Albert, I got a jolly joke I saved for just such an occasion. Would you like to hear it?
Uncle Albert: [sobbing] I'd be so grateful.
Bert: Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. He was so scared, he chewed his pillow to bits. Bits. In the morning, I says, "How you feel, Granddad?" He says, "Oh, not bad. A little down in the mouth."
[Bert laughs, Uncle Albert sobs harder]
Bert: I always say there's nothing like a good joke.
Uncle Albert: [sobbing] No, and that was nothing like a good joke.
Uncle Albert: [sobbing] I'd be so grateful.
Bert: Well it's about me granddad, see, and one night he has a nightmare. He was so scared, he chewed his pillow to bits. Bits. In the morning, I says, "How you feel, Granddad?" He says, "Oh, not bad. A little down in the mouth."
[Bert laughs, Uncle Albert sobs harder]
Bert: I always say there's nothing like a good joke.
Uncle Albert: [sobbing] No, and that was nothing like a good joke.
--
Ed Wynn
(as Uncle Albert)
in
Mary Poppins
(1964)
Year: 1960
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Director:
Frank Tashlin
Fairy Godfather:
[Fella has fainted] Jack and Jill! Fetch a pail of water!
[Jack and Jill magically appear and dump water on Fella]
[Jack and Jill magically appear and dump water on Fella]
--
Ed Wynn
(as Fairy Godfather)
in
Cinderfella
(1960)
Year: 1933
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Mad Hatter:
[after "fixing" the White Rabbit's watch] Two days slow, that's what it is.
--
Ed Wynn
(as Mad Hatter)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
Year: 1933
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Mad Hatter:
Clean cup, clean cup. Move down.
--
Ed Wynn
(as Mad Hatter)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
Year: 1933
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Mad Hatter:
No wonder you're late. Why, this watch is exactly two days slow.
--
Ed Wynn
(as Mad Hatter)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
Year: 1933
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Mad Hatter:
Oh yes mustard! That'll do... Mustard? Don't let's be silly. Now lemon, that's different...
--
Ed Wynn
(as Mad Hatter)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
Year: 1933
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Mad Hatter:
Would you like a little more tea?
Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.
Alice: Well, I haven't had any yet, so I can't very well take more.
March Hare: Ah, you mean you can't very well take less.
Mad Hatter: Yes. You can always take more than nothing.
--
Ed Wynn
(as Mad Hatter)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)
Year: 1964
Director:
Robert Stevenson
Director:
Robert Stevenson
Uncle Albert:
Speaking of weather, the other day when it was so cold, a friend of mine went to buy some long underwear. The shopkeeper said to him, "How long do you want it?" And my friend said, "Well, from about September to March."
--
Ed Wynn
(as Uncle Albert)
in
Mary Poppins
(1964)
Year: 1933
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Director:
Norman Z. McLeod
Alice:
I'm sorry I interrupted your birthday party. Thank you.
March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is NOT a birthday party.
Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.
March Hare: Birthday? My dear child, this is NOT a birthday party.
Mad Hatter: Of course not. This is an unbirthday party.
--
Ed Wynn
(as Mad Hatter)
in
Alice in Wonderland
(1951)