Film Quotes by Dick Miller
10 quotes
Maxwell H. Brock:
To be uncreative you might as well be in your grave... or in the Army.
Walter Paisley: [Looking slightly puzzled, and amused] They tried to draft me once. I couldn't pass the test.
Walter Paisley: [Looking slightly puzzled, and amused] They tried to draft me once. I couldn't pass the test.
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Dick Miller
in
A Bucket of Blood
(1959)
Will:
Have some breakfast, man.
Walter Paisley: What're ya' having?
Maxwell H. Brock: Some soy and wheat germ pancakes, organic guava nectar, calcium lactate and tomato juice, and garbanzo omelettes sprinkled with smoked yeast. Join us?
Walter Paisley: No thanks... Sounds great, though!
Walter Paisley: What're ya' having?
Maxwell H. Brock: Some soy and wheat germ pancakes, organic guava nectar, calcium lactate and tomato juice, and garbanzo omelettes sprinkled with smoked yeast. Join us?
Walter Paisley: No thanks... Sounds great, though!
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Dick Miller
in
A Bucket of Blood
(1959)
Seymour Krelboin:
I didn't mean it.
Gravis Mushnik: You didn't mean it. You never mean it. You didn't mean the time when you put up the bouquet with the 'get well' card in the funeral parlor, and sent the black lilies to that old lady in the hospital. You're fired and this time, I, Gravis Mushnik, mean it!
Burson Fouch: [to Seymour] I think he means it.
Gravis Mushnik: You didn't mean it. You never mean it. You didn't mean the time when you put up the bouquet with the 'get well' card in the funeral parlor, and sent the black lilies to that old lady in the hospital. You're fired and this time, I, Gravis Mushnik, mean it!
Burson Fouch: [to Seymour] I think he means it.
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Dick Miller
(as Burson Fouch)
in
The Little Shop of Horrors
(1960)
Carla:
[Admiring Walter's rather bizarre statue, "Murdered Man."] Walter, it's a masterpiece. I've never seen anything like it before... And I hope I never see anything like it again.
Walter Paisley: Neither do I.
Walter Paisley: Neither do I.
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Dick Miller
in
A Bucket of Blood
(1959)
Alice:
You could use a little more heat around this place...!
Walter Paisley: It's bad for the clay! You'll get used to it!
Walter Paisley: It's bad for the clay! You'll get used to it!
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Dick Miller
in
A Bucket of Blood
(1959)
Burson Fouch:
Anyway, I've got to go home. My wife's making gardenias for dinner.
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Dick Miller
(as Burson Fouch)
in
The Little Shop of Horrors
(1960)
Burson Fouch:
I remember in one flower shop there was a whole wall covered with poison ivy. People came from miles around to look at that wall and they stayed to buy.
Gravis Mushnik: And the owner got rich?
Burson Fouch: No, he scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
Gravis Mushnik: And the owner got rich?
Burson Fouch: No, he scratched himself to death in an insane asylum.
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Dick Miller
(as Burson Fouch)
in
The Little Shop of Horrors
(1960)
Burson Fouch:
I'm just crazy about Kosher flowers!
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Dick Miller
(as Burson Fouch)
in
The Little Shop of Horrors
(1960)
Burson Fouch:
My name is Burson Fouch.
Gravis Mushnik: Excellent. I am Gravis Mushnik.
Burson Fouch: Oh, that's a good one.
Gravis Mushnik: Excellent. I am Gravis Mushnik.
Burson Fouch: Oh, that's a good one.
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Dick Miller
(as Burson Fouch)
in
The Little Shop of Horrors
(1960)
Walter Paisley:
I didn't mean to hurt you, Lou. But if you'd have shot me, you'd be moppin' up my blood now.
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Dick Miller
in
A Bucket of Blood
(1959)