Film Quotes by Danny Kaye
54 quotes
Year: 1956
Director:
Melvin Frank*Norman Panama
Director:
Melvin Frank*Norman Panama
Griselda:
I bring you a message from the princess.
Hubert Hawkins: The royal princess?
Griselda: Yes, she finds you most attractive and would like to meet you.
Hubert Hawkins: Me?
Griselda: She finds you passing fair, passing gracefully.
Hubert Hawkins: Tell her, "Thank you very much, but I'm just passing through."
Hubert Hawkins: The royal princess?
Griselda: Yes, she finds you most attractive and would like to meet you.
Hubert Hawkins: Me?
Griselda: She finds you passing fair, passing gracefully.
Hubert Hawkins: Tell her, "Thank you very much, but I'm just passing through."
--
Danny Kaye
(as Hubert Hawkins)
in
The Court Jester
(1956)
Year: 1945
Director:
H. Bruce Humberstone
Director:
H. Bruce Humberstone
Edwin Dingle:
I enjoy it here very much ... uh, I love the smell of leather bindings.
--
Danny Kaye
(as Edwin Dingle / Buzzy Bellew)
in
Wonder Man
(1945)
Year: 1945
Director:
H. Bruce Humberstone
Director:
H. Bruce Humberstone
Edwin:
I'd like a pint of Prospect Park!
--
Danny Kaye
(as Edwin Dingle / Buzzy Bellew)
in
Wonder Man
(1945)
Year: 1949
Director:
Henry Koster
Director:
Henry Koster
Georgi:
[making up code for "arrogance, elegance, and smarts"] Give 'em the fist, give 'em the wrist, give 'em the finger!
--
Danny Kaye
(as Georgi)
in
The Inspector General
(1949)
Year: 1949
Director:
Henry Koster
Director:
Henry Koster
Georgi:
[nervously] Oh, I have no wife. None of my family had wives. My father didn't like wives. I mean, my mother didn't like my father's wives.
--
Danny Kaye
(as Georgi)
in
The Inspector General
(1949)
Year: 1949
Director:
Henry Koster
Director:
Henry Koster
Georgi:
[singing to himself on how to pull off the scam] Be arrogant, be elegant, be smart!
--
Danny Kaye
(as Georgi)
in
The Inspector General
(1949)
Year: 1949
Director:
Henry Koster
Director:
Henry Koster
Georgi:
[singing] Drink to me only wi-ith thine eye-eyes / And I will drink with my nose!
--
Danny Kaye
(as Georgi)
in
The Inspector General
(1949)
Year: 1952
Director:
Charles Vidor
Director:
Charles Vidor
Hans:
[having just learned that Doro is married to Niels, who has just slapped her after an argument] How could you do it? How could a girl like you marry a man like that? How can I help you?
--
Danny Kaye
(as Hans Christian Andersen)
in
Hans Christian Andersen
(1952)
Year: 1952
Director:
Charles Vidor
Director:
Charles Vidor
Hans:
Did you ever hear the story of the old woman who shook her head at the family so much that one night it fell off? Right on the dinner table.
--
Danny Kaye
(as Hans Christian Andersen)
in
Hans Christian Andersen
(1952)
Year: 1952
Director:
Charles Vidor
Director:
Charles Vidor
Hans:
No one's ever really alone.
--
Danny Kaye
(as Hans Christian Andersen)
in
Hans Christian Andersen
(1952)