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Film Quotes by Carole Lombard

55 quotes
My Man Godfrey
Year: 1936

Director:
Gregory La Cava
My Man Godfrey
Irene: You have a wonderful sense of humor. I wish I had a sense of humor, but I can never think of the right thing to say until everybody's gone home.
-- Carole Lombard (as Irene Bullock) in My Man Godfrey (1936)
Made for Each Other
Year: 1939

Director:
John Cromwell
Made for Each Other
Jane: Oh! I hope Higgins *beats* Higgins!
-- Carole Lombard (as Jane Mason) in Made for Each Other (1939)
Twentieth Century
Year: 1934

Director:
Howard Hawks
Twentieth Century
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: All those opera tenors, acrobats, that Italian bicycle rider I told you about... they're all lies. The only man in my life was that cavalier in there. Oscar Jaffe.
-- Carole Lombard (as Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka) in Twentieth Century (1934)
Twentieth Century
Year: 1934

Director:
Howard Hawks
Twentieth Century
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Oscar, you're complete. The most horrible excuse for a human being that ever walked on two legs.
-- Carole Lombard (as Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka) in Twentieth Century (1934)
Twentieth Century
Year: 1934

Director:
Howard Hawks
Twentieth Century
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: That's the trouble with you, Oscar. With both of us. We're not people, we're lithographs. We don't know anything about love unless it's written and rehearsed. We're only real in between curtains.
-- Carole Lombard (as Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka) in Twentieth Century (1934)
Twentieth Century
Year: 1934

Director:
Howard Hawks
Twentieth Century
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: What is it this time - the big drama about Hairpin Annie, the pride of the gashouse?
-- Carole Lombard (as Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka) in Twentieth Century (1934)
Twentieth Century
Year: 1934

Director:
Howard Hawks
Twentieth Century
Lily Garland, aka Mildred Plotka: Why do they keep hammering at me? Hammering and hammering...
-- Carole Lombard (as Lily Garland aka Mildred Plotka) in Twentieth Century (1934)
To Be or Not to Be
Year: 1942

Director:
Ernst Lubitsch
To Be or Not to Be
Maria Tura: [to Joseph] You're the greatest actor in the world. Everybody knows that, including you.
-- Carole Lombard (as Maria Tura) in To Be or Not to Be (1942)
To Be or Not to Be
Year: 1942

Director:
Ernst Lubitsch
To Be or Not to Be
Maria Tura: Think of me being flogged in the darkness, scream, suddenly the lights go on and the audience discovers me on the floor in this gorgeous dress!
-- Carole Lombard (as Maria Tura) in To Be or Not to Be (1942)
Hands Across the Table
Year: 1935

Director:
Mitchell Leisen
Hands Across the Table
Regi: Do you dream?
Ted Drew: No.
Regi: You should - you'd meet a better class of people.
-- Carole Lombard (as Regi Allen) in Hands Across the Table (1935)