Film Quotes by Buster Keaton
30 quotes
Year: 1935
Director:
Charles Lamont
Director:
Charles Lamont
Elmer:
I'm the small shrimp with the flat hat and this is the moll with the blonde sport suit.
--
Buster Keaton
(as Elmer)
in
The E-Flat Man
(1935)
Year: 1966
Director:
Richard Lester
Director:
Richard Lester
Erronius:
My daughter, a eunuch?
--
Buster Keaton
(as Erronius)
in
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
(1966)
Year: 1920
Director:
Edward F. Cline*Buster Keaton
Director:
Edward F. Cline*Buster Keaton
--
Buster Keaton
(as Farmhand)
in
The Scarecrow
(1920)
Year: 1920
Director:
Edward F. Cline*Buster Keaton
Director:
Edward F. Cline*Buster Keaton
Farmhand:
I don't care how she votes, I'm going to marry her!
--
Buster Keaton
(as Farmhand)
in
The Scarecrow
(1920)
Year: 1925
Director:
Buster Keaton
Director:
Buster Keaton
Friendless:
[to Ranch owner] She's not going!
--
Buster Keaton
(as Friendless)
in
Go West
(1925)
Year: 1925
Director:
Buster Keaton
Director:
Buster Keaton
Friendless:
Can you give me something *red*?
--
Buster Keaton
(as Friendless)
in
Go West
(1925)
Year: 1925
Director:
Buster Keaton
Director:
Buster Keaton
Friendless:
Do you need any cowboys today?
--
Buster Keaton
(as Friendless)
in
Go West
(1925)
Year: 1932
Director:
Edward Sedgwick
Director:
Edward Sedgwick
Professor Post:
Now that is authentic... but it would be much more effective if you were in the nude.
--
Buster Keaton
(as Professor Post)
in
Speak Easily
(1932)
Year: 1924
Director:
Buster Keaton
Director:
Buster Keaton
Projectionist:
[as Sherlock Jr., riding on the handlebars of a motorcycle, unaware the driver fell off] Be careful or one of us will get hurt.
--
Buster Keaton
(as Projectionist / Sherlock, Jr.)
in
Sherlock Jr.
(1924)
Year: 1924
Director:
Donald Crisp*Buster Keaton
Director:
Donald Crisp*Buster Keaton
Rollo Treadway:
[to the doorman] I think a long walk would do me good.
--
Buster Keaton
(as Rollo Treadway)
in
The Navigator
(1924)