Film Quotes by Bud Abbott
24 quotes
Chester Wooley:
We stop the stage, the bandits are waiting for the stage, and then you show up instead of the stage.
Duke Egan: That's pretty well-staged.
Duke Egan: That's pretty well-staged.
--
Bud Abbott
(as Duke Egan)
in
The Wistful Widow of Wagon Gap
(1947)
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Bud Abbott
(as Casey Edwards)
in
Abbott and Costello Meet the Killer, Boris Karloff
(1949)
Herbie Brown:
What time is it?
Slicker Smith: None of your business!
[completely ad-libbed during the drill routine. Abbott didn't know it was coming but delivered his response flawlessly]
Slicker Smith: None of your business!
[completely ad-libbed during the drill routine. Abbott didn't know it was coming but delivered his response flawlessly]
--
Bud Abbott
(as Slicker Smith)
in
Buck Privates
(1941)
Jack:
[about the Princess] We gotta save her.
Mr. Dinkelpuss: You're right.
Jack: There's the castle. Let's go.
Mr. Dinkelpuss: Come on. What am I doing? Go ahead.
Mr. Dinkelpuss: You're right.
Jack: There's the castle. Let's go.
Mr. Dinkelpuss: Come on. What am I doing? Go ahead.
--
Bud Abbott
(as Mr. Dinkel / Mr. Dinkelpuss)
in
Jack and the Beanstalk
(1952)
Lou Francis:
[about graduating] This is the happiest day of my life, how did I ever graduate?
Bud Alexander: [whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.
Bud Alexander: [whispering] I slipped the guy twenty bucks. Now keep quiet.
--
Bud Abbott
(as Bud Alexander)
in
Abbott and Costello Meet the Invisible Man
(1951)
Stanley Livington:
Listen boss, I'm not going along. You've got no right to put me in a thing like that. You're always putting me right in the middle
Buzz Johnson: Don't tell me that. Don't you give me that. No arguments.
Buzz Johnson: Don't tell me that. Don't you give me that. No arguments.
--
Bud Abbott
(as Buzz Johnson)
in
Africa Screams
(1949)
Wilbur Grey:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Wilbur Grey: Who screamed?
Chick Young: You did.
Chick Young: [amused] I did?
Wilbur Grey: Who screamed?
Chick Young: You did.
Chick Young: [amused] I did?
--
Bud Abbott
(as Chick Young)
in
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
(1948)
Wilbur Grey:
Oh, boy! I'm floatin' on a cloud of love!
Chick Young: Listen, you little blimp! I'll let the air out of you in a minute if you don't give me a hand -
[slams a bag into Wilbur's head]
Chick Young: - ya understand that?
Wilbur Grey: Thank You.
Chick Young: Boy, is this kid lost!
Chick Young: Listen, you little blimp! I'll let the air out of you in a minute if you don't give me a hand -
[slams a bag into Wilbur's head]
Chick Young: - ya understand that?
Wilbur Grey: Thank You.
Chick Young: Boy, is this kid lost!
--
Bud Abbott
(as Chick Young)
in
Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
(1948)
Prince Ramo:
[from inside his jail cell] Don't worry! I'll get you out!
Peter Johnson: [being locked up in a nearby cell] Who's gonna get YOU out?
Peter Johnson: [being locked up in a nearby cell] Who's gonna get YOU out?
--
Bud Abbott
(as Peter Johnson)
in
Lost in a Harem
(1944)
Bill Gregory:
That's my car, hey Slick, who's racing my car?
Slicker Smith: I don't know, I'll ask Herbie... Herbie? Herbie can't drive!
Slicker Smith: I don't know, I'll ask Herbie... Herbie? Herbie can't drive!
--
Bud Abbott
(as Slicker Smith)
in
Buck Privates Come Home
(1947)