Film Quotes by Audrey Hepburn
129 quotes
Simon Dermott:
Where precisely were you in the early part of the sixteenth century?
Nicole Bonnet: I don't know but that's not how I was dressed.
Nicole Bonnet: I don't know but that's not how I was dressed.
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
The Professor:
[inspecting the students' soufflés] Too low. Too pale. Too heavy. Too low. Too *high*, you are exaggerating. Fair. So-so. Sloppy.
[he gets to the Baron]
The Professor: Mm. Superb. Mon Dieu, Baron, you have not lost your touch...
[he looks at Sabrina's]
The Professor: Much too low.
Sabrina Fairchild: [looking at her soufflé] I don't know what happened.
Baron St. Fontanel: I will tell you what happened: you forgot to turn on the oven.
Sabrina Fairchild: Oh!
[he gets to the Baron]
The Professor: Mm. Superb. Mon Dieu, Baron, you have not lost your touch...
[he looks at Sabrina's]
The Professor: Much too low.
Sabrina Fairchild: [looking at her soufflé] I don't know what happened.
Baron St. Fontanel: I will tell you what happened: you forgot to turn on the oven.
Sabrina Fairchild: Oh!
--
Audrey Hepburn
(as Sabrina Fairchild)
in
Sabrina
(1954)
Sam Hendrix:
[Susy calls his studio] Hendrix here.
Susy Hendrix: [mocking his tone] Hendrix here too.
Susy Hendrix: [mocking his tone] Hendrix here too.
--
Audrey Hepburn
(as Susy Hendrix)
in
Wait Until Dark
(1967)
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Susy Hendrix)
in
Wait Until Dark
(1967)
Charles Bonnet:
I doubt very much if Van Gogh himself would have gone through so much trouble.
Nicole Bonnet: He didn't have to. He was Van Gogh!
Nicole Bonnet: He didn't have to. He was Van Gogh!
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
Charles Bonnet:
This tall, good-looking ruffian with blue eyes, he didn't, er, molest you in any way, did he?
[Nicole is staring off dreamily]
Charles Bonnet: Well, did he?
Nicole Bonnet: Not much.
[Nicole is staring off dreamily]
Charles Bonnet: Well, did he?
Nicole Bonnet: Not much.
--
Audrey Hepburn
(as Nicole)
in
How to Steal a Million
(1966)
Mark Wallace:
[Mark and Joanna's car is on fire] Water!
Joanna Wallace: Oh! But where?
Mark Wallace: Find some!
Joanna Wallace: Here, here.
[she hands Mark a bottle of water]
Mark Wallace: [he pours the water on the engine]
Joanna Wallace: Oh! It likes water!
Joanna Wallace: Oh! But where?
Mark Wallace: Find some!
Joanna Wallace: Here, here.
[she hands Mark a bottle of water]
Mark Wallace: [he pours the water on the engine]
Joanna Wallace: Oh! It likes water!
--
Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
Mark Wallace:
Are you a virgin?
[Joanna seems shocked by the question]
Mark Wallace: I was for two years at the University of Chicago.
Joanna Wallace: Studying virgin detection?
[Joanna seems shocked by the question]
Mark Wallace: I was for two years at the University of Chicago.
Joanna Wallace: Studying virgin detection?
--
Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
Mark Wallace:
Darling, what's French for 'Inspector, I don't believe a word you're saying and you're not gonna get a damn penny?'
Joanna Wallace: 'Oui, monsieur.'
Joanna Wallace: 'Oui, monsieur.'
--
Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)
Mark Wallace:
It's really meant for photographing three-dimensional objects.
Joanna Wallace: I'm three dimensional, as a matter of fact.
Joanna Wallace: I'm three dimensional, as a matter of fact.
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Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)
in
Two for the Road
(1967)