Abby McClure: [During a raucous party] If this wasn't my house I'd go home!

- Doris Day (as Abby McClure) in With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Abby McClure: Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?

- Doris Day (as Abby McClure) in With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Molly the Maid: [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?
Abby McClure: [humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly.
Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.

- Alice Ghostley (as Molly) in With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Maxine Scott: You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven."

- Pat Carroll (as Maxine Scott) in With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Zip: Thou art cool!

- William Christopher (as Zip) in With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)