(Stage manager): Neely? Neely open the door, you're on. Neely! Neely O'Hara: Hi! (Stage manager): My God. You've got on your costume for the second act. Neely O'Hara: So? I'll do the second act first! - Patty Duke (as Neely O'Hara) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Jennifer North: [Tony grabs her hand about to lift her up from the chair] Ow... My mother told me to... Hold out, and make you marry me! Tony Polar: [Looks at her frowning cutely] Ohhh... baby... Jennifer North: [Smiling] But since when did I ever listen to my mother? [They hug and then kiss] - Sharon Tate (as Jennifer North) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Jennifer North: I wouldn't pay any attention to that. You know how bitchy fags can be! - Sharon Tate (as Jennifer North) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Jennifer North: That old witch oughta to be boiled in oil. - Sharon Tate (as Jennifer North) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Jennifer North: The sanitarium was very expensive! - Sharon Tate (as Jennifer North) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Helen Lawson: [singing] It's my yard So I will try hard To welcome friends I've yet to know! Oh, I'll plant my own tree. My! Own! Tree! And I! [pause] Helen Lawson: Will! [pause] Helen Lawson: Make! [pause] Helen Lawson: It! [pause] Helen Lawson: Grow! - Susan Hayward (as Helen Lawson) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Helen Lawson: The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that's ME, baby, remember? - Susan Hayward (as Helen Lawson) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Helen Lawson: They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me. - Susan Hayward (as Helen Lawson) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Lyon Burke: Do you realize, Miss Wells, that you are the most beautiful girl that ever left lipstick in my office? Anne Welles: You like women, don't you? Lyon Burke: I like career girls. We're compatible. Anne Welles: There's a rumor they don't make very good wives. Lyon Burke: Well, I'm not looking for a wife. Anne Welles: You're fortunate you know yourself. I don't know who I am, or what I want. - Barbara Parkins (as Anne Welles) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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Neely O'Hara: "I have to get up at five o'clock in the morning and SPARKLE, Neely, SPARKLE!" - Patty Duke (as Neely O'Hara) in Valley of the Dolls (1967)

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