The Cook: [to Mr. and Mrs. Allen in the hallway] Going somewhere?
Mrs. Allen: Just looking for a glass of water.
The Cook: Turn on anything! You'll get it.

- Dudley Dickerson in Vagabond Loafers (1949)

The Cook: [to the guests while in his rain gear] Sorry folks. Dinner's postponed on account of rain.

- Dudley Dickerson in Vagabond Loafers (1949)

The Cook: This house has sure gone crazy!

- Dudley Dickerson in Vagabond Loafers (1949)