Sakini: Pain make man think. Thought make man wise. Wisdom make life endurable.

- Marlon Brando (as Sakini) in The Teahouse of the August Moon (1956)

Col. Wainwright Purdy III: Plan B calls for the schoolhouse to be pentagon-shaped.

- Paul Ford (as Col. Wainwright Purdy III) in The Teahouse of the August Moon (1956)