Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: [Seeing lion] Let's get outta here.
Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: [Referring to lion] Aw, scared of his own shadow.
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: I'm scared of it too.

- David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead (1950)

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Boy, what a night. Been doing a little campaigning for you. You know the, uh, chili joint over on 4th Street?
Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: Uh-huh.
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: You know the place. The small blonde with the big hamburgers.

- David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead (1950)

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: For what possible reason could a sensible man get mixed up with a girl like that?
Leon: I can think of a couple.
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Outside of that.

- David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead (1950)

Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Just don't say too much. Be simple and clean cut. Remember you're all things to all men. A sort of cross between Eisenhower and Little Abner.

- David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead (1950)

Tim Harveigh: Don't worry, Red, we'll get you out of it. All we have to do is dig up some legal talent.
Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: Say, haven't you got a nephew who's a lawyer?
Tim Harveigh: Yeah, but we want to get you out of it.

- Robert Keith (as Tim Harveigh) in The Reformer and the Redhead (1950)

Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: Darndest thing, that Maguire temper. Always seems to skip a generation. Take my father, for instance. Meek and mild as a lamb. His father was a bruiser. Knocked out Fitzsimmons in Butte, Montana.
Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: Montana.
Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: Of course, it wasn't in the ring, it was in a saloon. And he wasn't wearing gloves, he hit him with a cuspidor.

- June Allyson (as Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire) in The Reformer and the Redhead (1950)

Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: Say, how come you've never been married?
Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: Well... hnh?
Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire: You know you're not the youngest thing in town.

- June Allyson (as Kathleen 'Kathy' Maguire) in The Reformer and the Redhead (1950)

Andrew 'Andy' Rockton Hale: What's the matter, you yellow or something?
Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell: Yellow? If I had wheels I'd be a taxi cab.

- David Wayne (as Arthur 'Artie' Colner Maxwell) in The Reformer and the Redhead (1950)