Quotes from The Prize Pest (1951)
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Daffy Duck:
Hmm. Guess I'll have to use my Jekyll and Hyde routine on this wise guy.
[knocks on door] Porky Pig: Yes? Daffy Duck: I'm sorry you did that to me. People shouldn't push me around. It isn't good for me. Porky Pig: Oh, f-f-fiddlesticks. And why not? Daffy Duck: Because I'm a split personality, that's why not. I'm two people in one. A schiz... a schiz... a schizophreniac. When people are nice to me, I'm sweet, gentle, and loving. [Jumps into Porky's arms and starts caressing him, speaks in French accent] Daffy Duck: Ello, baby. Nice, fat, little butterball. Porky Pig: Oh, n-n-now stop. Daffy Duck: But when some wise guy starts pushing me around, look... out! I turn into a hideous monster. [Puts on fake fangs and messes up his hair, then pants and snarls at Porky, who jumps up to the ceiling and hangs on to a chandelier] Daffy Duck: Get the idea, buster? Porky Pig: I d-do, I do! Ind-deed I d-d-do! And I'll be r-real nice and k-kind and gentle to you.
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Mel Blanc
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The Prize Pest
(1951)
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Porky Pig:
Oh, t-that treacherous trickster. I'll show him who's a knucklehead. I'll give him a dose of his own m-m-medicine.
[puts on a hideous Halloween costume] Porky Pig: I hope I look sc-sc-scary enough. Daffy Duck: Well, I think I'll go scare some more daylights out of the little butterball. [he walks by a door, where Porky in costume walks by; he looks at Porky, thinking it's a mirror] Daffy Duck: Sufferin' catfish. I didn't realize I was that hideous. [pause] Daffy Duck: I'm not! [Daffy goes to pieces, then reconstructs himself, gets back inside the present and runs screaming out the door] Porky Pig: Gosh, what a scaredy-cat. Anyone who'd be scared of a masquerade costume is a c-craven little coward. [Passes by a mirror and sees himself, then jumps out of costume and into chandelier again] Porky Pig: S-so I'm a c-craven little coward.
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Mel Blanc
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The Prize Pest
(1951)
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Porky Pig:
The d-d-oorbell. Oh, i-it couldn't be the grand prize. He-he-he. I've never won anything in my life.
Delivery Man: [hands Porky a present] Well, you have now Here it is, lucky boy. The grand prize. He-he-he-he-he! Porky Pig: Oh, f-fortunate, fortunate me. G-golly, I w-wonder what it is? Daffy Duck: [pops out of present] It's a duck, fat stuff! A genuine live duck! Porky Pig: A d-d-d-d-duck? Daffy Duck: Yes, a d-d-d-duck. Porky Pig: G-gee, just what I always wanted, I s-suppose.
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Mel Blanc
in
The Prize Pest
(1951)
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