Bobbie Medman: You look like Ben Casey.
Joey Fane: Sit down on the couch madam, I wish to examine you.
Bobbie Medman: Oh Doctor, do you think I ought?
Joey Fane: Take your clothes off.
Bobbie Medman: Really!

- Pamela Franklin (as Bobbie Medman) in The Nanny (1965)

Bobbie Medman: You poisoned your mum.
Joey Fane: No I didn't.
Bobbie Medman: The bottle was under your pillow.
Joey Fane: She
[Nanny]
Joey Fane: put it there.
Bobbie Medman: Swear?
Joey Fane: Cross my heart and hope to die.
Bobbie Medman: You probably will, they'll hang you.

- Pamela Franklin (as Bobbie Medman) in The Nanny (1965)

Joey Fane: Can I sleep with you tonight?
Aunt Pen: You most certainly can not.
Joey Fane: What happens if you die in the night? You told Mommy you could drop down dead at any time.
Aunt Pen: Only if I excite or exert myself, and I don't plan to do either.

- Jill Bennett (as Aunt Pen) in The Nanny (1965)

Joey Fane: I'm cold.
Bobbie Medman: I'll get you something to wear.
Joey Fane: I'm not going to wear any girl's clothes!
Bobbie Medman: I'll get you some of my father's.

- Pamela Franklin (as Bobbie Medman) in The Nanny (1965)

Joey Fane: What's that?
Bobbie Medman: It's an X-ray machine, don't touch it, it's dangerous.
Joey Fane: What's so dangerous about it?
Bobbie Medman: I don't know, but Daddy says if you get overexposed you can die.
Joey Fane: I'd like to overexpose her.
Bobbie Medman: That would be great, bring her up here, put her on the couch...
Joey Fane: Tie her on the couch!
Bobbie Medman: And overexpose her would serve her right.

- Pamela Franklin (as Bobbie Medman) in The Nanny (1965)

Aunt Pen: Nanny, what are you doing?
The nanny: I'm taking Master Joey an extra pillow... what are you doing up so late?
Aunt Pen: I couldn't sleep, I'm going to make a cup of tea.
The nanny: It's bad for you this late at night... you go back to bed and I'll bring you a glass of milk.
Aunt Pen: I don't want a glass of milk, I want a cup of tea.
The nanny: Allright.
Aunt Pen: Nanny, don't take Joey that pillow... he'll never go back to sleep.
[leaves the room and reenters a few seconds later]
Aunt Pen: You don't approve of pillows, I remember you saying when we were small 'children shouldn't have pillows'. What was that word you used? Overlay, they might overlay themselves. Suffocate.
The nanny: Master Joey is not a baby.
Aunt Pen: What happened in the bathroom?
The nanny: I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.
Aunt Pen: What happened?
The nanny: Miss Pen.
Aunt Pen: WHAT HAPPENED?
The nanny: You're not well, let Nanny...
Aunt Pen: Don't you come near me.
The nanny: Miss Pen!
Aunt Pen: You went into the bathroom, even after Joey made you swear you wouldn't.
The nanny: Nor did I.
Aunt Pen: You lie, it's all been lies, hasn't it? You poisoned Virgie, it wasn't Joey at all.

- Jill Bennett (as Aunt Pen) in The Nanny (1965)

Aunt Pen: You said you wouldn't go into the bathroom, he made you swear!
The nanny: Nor did I.
Aunt Pen: You lie!
The nanny: Miss Pen!
Aunt Pen: It's ALL been lies, hasn't it? Now give me that pillow.

- Jill Bennett (as Aunt Pen) in The Nanny (1965)