Henry Holland: I said leave it. Lackery: A ruddy waste! There's many a starving bloke'd be glad of that lot! - Sid James (as Lackery Wood) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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Henry Holland: I was a potential millionaire, yet I had to be satisfied with eight pounds, fifteen shillings, less deductions. - Alec Guinness (as Henry Holland) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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Henry Holland: Instead of changing as usual at Charing Cross, I came straight on to Rio de Janeiro. "Gay, sprightly, land of mirth and social ease." Pendlebury. British man: Plus six Eiffel Towers. How much did they fetch? Henry Holland: Twenty-five thousand pounds. Enough to keep me for one year in the style to which I was, ah, unaccustomed. - Alec Guinness (as Henry Holland) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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Henry Holland: Mr. Richards, with gold at 240 shillings per fine ounce, that particle, estimating its value at, .025, would entail a loss at approximately six shillings. - Alec Guinness (as Henry Holland) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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Henry Holland: The world is ours! - Alec Guinness (as Henry Holland) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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Henry Holland: There's nothing to laugh at! - Alec Guinness (as Henry Holland) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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Lackery: [to Pendlebury who is pointing at him one of his souvenirs from Margate, a gun that fires a stick of rock] Put it away, I'm not hungry. - Sid James (as Lackery Wood) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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Shorty: I didn't like to say so, but I don't really fancy going to Paris meself. Henry Holland: Why? Shorty: Well a friend of mine, he pinched a couple of tickets for the Test Match, see? I wouldn't half like to see that. - Alfie Bass (as Shorty) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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Shorty: Okay, you're the boss. Henry Holland: Yes. Yes, that's right - I am. - Alec Guinness (as Henry Holland) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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Turner: Paris, eh? You're stepping out, Holland. Wonderful, isn't it, what a little extra money will do? Henry Holland: Yes, it's going to make a big difference to me. - Alec Guinness (as Henry Holland) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

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