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Quotes from The Dirty Dozen (1967)

13 quotes
Lee Marvin
Samson Posey: I don't want to hurt you Major.
Major John Reisman: You're not gonna hurt me, I'm gonna hurt you.
- Lee Marvin (as Major Reisman) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Clint Walker
Samson Posey: I reckon the folks'd be a sight happier if I died like a soldier. Can't say I would.
- Clint Walker (as Samson Posey) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)

John Cassavetes
Major John Reisman: [briefing the dozen] Shoot any officers you see in there.
Victor R. Franko: Who? Ours or theirs?
- John Cassavetes (as Victor Franko) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Lee Marvin
Major John Reisman: And where is Donald Duck?
Samson Posey: Donald Duck's down at the crossroads with a machine gun.
Major John Reisman: He'd better not be asleep or we all be in trouble, huh!
- Lee Marvin (as Major Reisman) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Lee Marvin
Major John Reisman: Boy, do I love that Franko.
- Lee Marvin (as Major Reisman) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Charles Bronson
Major John Reisman: How come you speak German?
Joseph T. Wladislaw: My old man came from Silesia. He didn't speak German, he didn't dig coal. If he didn't dig coal, he didn't eat.
- Charles Bronson (as Joseph Wladislaw) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Lee Marvin
Major John Reisman: I never went in for embroidery, just results.
- Lee Marvin (as Major Reisman) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Richard Jaeckel
Major John Reisman: What do you think, Sergeant?
Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think you'll do just fine, sir.
Major John Reisman: [emphatically] Don't give me that! I said what do you think?
Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think the first chance one of those lovers gets, he's going to shoot the Major right in the head... sir.
- Richard Jaeckel (as Sergeant Bowren) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Lee Marvin
Major John Reisman: You know what to do, feed the French and shoot the Germans!
- Lee Marvin (as Major Reisman) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)

Lee Marvin
Major John Reisman: You've seen a general inspecting troops before haven't you? Just walk slow, act dumb and look stupid!
- Lee Marvin (as Major Reisman) in The Dirty Dozen (1967)