Biff Hawk: Oh, it's just Neddy the Nut out flying his old Model T. - Tommy Kirk (as Biff Hawk) in The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

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First Referee: There's nothing in the rule book that says one team can't jump higher than the other. - Alan Carney (as First Referee) in The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

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Prof. Ned Brainard: Corners beautifully, doesn't it? - Fred MacMurray (as Prof. Ned Brainard) in The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

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Prof. Ned Brainard: Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber! - Fred MacMurray (as Prof. Ned Brainard) in The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

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Prof. Ned Brainard: Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government? - Fred MacMurray (as Prof. Ned Brainard) in The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

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Prof. Ned Brainard: Substance X, we dub thee... Flubber! - Fred MacMurray (as Prof. Ned Brainard) in The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

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[the fire crew has arrived to rescue Alonzo Hawk, who is now bouncing out of control] Fire Chief: [shouting through megaphone] Mr. Hawk! This is the Fire Chief speaking! We'll have everything under control in just a moment. Now Mr. Hawk, try to relax. Alonzo P. Hawk: Relax? How can I relax, you fat-head? - Keenan Wynn (as Alonzo P. Hawk) in The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

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[the fire crew's net had been accidentally broken by Alonzo Hawk during their attempt to rescue him] Fireman: I told you we needed a new one. Fire Chief: You told me? What do you think I've been telling the town council? How am I supposed to buy a new net without an appropriation? Fireman: Well, don't get hot. I only mentioned it. Fire Chief: Well, you just keep the kinks out of the fire hose. That's all I want from you. I'm the Chief! - Ed Wynn (as Fire Chief) in The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

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Prof. Ned Brainard: I'm an American! See it? My credit cards! - Fred MacMurray (as Prof. Ned Brainard) in The Absent-Minded Professor (1961)

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