Col. Jefferson Calhoun: It's still a grand old place, must be at least a hundred and twenty-five years old.
Harry Hart: Oh come now, Colonel, it couldn't get this old in a hundred and twenty-five years!

- Phil Silvers in Something for the Boys (1944)

Chiquita Hart: What a letdown. I think I'm going to be a Southern belle and I get sold down the river.

- Carmen Miranda in Something for the Boys (1944)