Junior: She's like a cockroach what turned into a butterfly!

- Mickey Shaughnessy (as Junior) in Pocketful of Miracles (1961)

Joy Boy: Does it still kinda get you right here?

- Peter Falk (as Joy Boy) in Pocketful of Miracles (1961)

Joy Boy: I ain't gonna marry her! An' y'know why? 'Cause my wife don't like it when I go around marryin' people! She's funny that way!

- Peter Falk (as Joy Boy) in Pocketful of Miracles (1961)

Joy Boy: What's with her?
Dave the Dude: Aah, she just wants a bunch of kids.
Joy Boy: Kids? Aw, they're mean when they get on that kick.

- Peter Falk (as Joy Boy) in Pocketful of Miracles (1961)