Hotel clerk: There's no phone number, but I have a forwarding address. Jonathan Forbes: 241 Stoneybrook Road. Hotel clerk: Why yes sir. Jonathan Forbes: [slams counter] And you let her go. Hotel clerk: Well, it wasn't my place... Jonathan Forbes: No, it's my place, and I helped him pack. - Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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Jan: I'm yours tonight. My darling possess me. - Doris Day (as Jan Morrow) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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Jan: Officer, arrest this man - he's taking me up to his apartment! - Doris Day (as Jan Morrow) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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Jan: Would you please get off this line! - Doris Day (as Jan Morrow) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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Brad Allen: [on the phone pretending to be Rex] Am I gonna see you tonight? Jan: I'd love to Rex, but I already have a date. Brad Allen: Who with? Jan: A client. You don't know him. Jonathan Forbes. Brad Allen: Of course, you're not the kind of girl who would break a date. Jan: No I'm not. Brad Allen: And I ain't the kinda guy who'd ask you to. Jan: I know you're not. Brad Allen: I'll pick you up at 8. Jan: I'll be ready. - Doris Day (as Jan Morrow) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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Brad Allen: Are you getting out of that bed, or am I coming in after you? Jan: You wouldn't dare! - Doris Day (as Jan Morrow) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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Brad Allen: Look, I don't know what's bothering you, but don't take your bedroom problems out on me. Jan: I have no bedroom problems. There's nothing in my bedroom that bothers me. Brad Allen: Oh-h-h-h. That's too bad. - Rock Hudson (as Brad Allen) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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Brad Allen: Why don't you take her over for the rest of the evening? Jonathan Forbes: Me? Brad Allen: Yeah! Take her dancing maybe. She's dying to learn how to dance. Jonathan Forbes: Wait wait. She doesn't know how to dance? Brad Allen: Well naturally, she doesn't get out of the house very often. Jonathan Forbes: What do you mean, "naturally"? Brad Allen: Jonathan, believe me, you and Moose - I mean Miss Taggett will get along... - Rock Hudson (as Brad Allen) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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Jonathan Forbes: Brad, she is the sweetest, she is the loveliest, she is the most talented woman I have ever met. Brad Allen: That's what you said when you married that stripper. Jonathan Forbes: She wasn't a stripper. She was an exotic dancer... with trained doves. - Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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Jonathan Forbes: Owww! Brad Allen: What? Jonathan Forbes: That chair. It just bit me. - Tony Randall (as Jonathan Forbes) in Pillow Talk (1959)

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