Oliver: Why didn't you tell me it was you?
Stan: It was so dark, I didn't think you would hear me.

- Stan Laurel in Pack Up Your Troubles (1932)

Mr. Smith: [pointing out the window to the lunch wagon] And is that part of your business?
Oliver: Part of it? Why, that's *all* of it.
Mr. Smith: [laughs uproariously] To lend you money on that, I'd have to be unconscious!

- Richard Tucker in Pack Up Your Troubles (1932)