Andy Kline: Well I'll be a cross-eyed coyote!

- Si Jenks in Oregon Trail (1945)

[Jim flags down a stagecoach in the middle of nowhere and requests a ride]
Andy Kline: OK, but you'll have to give up your gun.
Jim Parker: What for?
Andy Kline: Road agents.
Jim Parker: But I'm not a road agent!
Andy Kline: Maybe not, but since these parts have become the campin' ground for every scallywag from Hades to breakfast, you can't take any chances.

- Si Jenks in Oregon Trail (1945)