Drunk: [after slipping repeatedly on throw rugs] I must have a skate on.

- Charlie Chaplin in One A.M. (1916)

[first lines]
Drunk: [title card] They should build these handles nearer the door.

- Charlie Chaplin in One A.M. (1916)

[last lines]
Drunk: [title card] Where's the bed?

- Charlie Chaplin in One A.M. (1916)