Pa Johnson: [to Ma Johnson] The next funeral you go to will be your own!

- Lucien Littlefield in My Best Girl (1927)

Maggie Johnson: He's a swell actor - his uncle knows Lon Chaney!

- Mary Pickford in My Best Girl (1927)

Maggie Johnson: I love you, Joe... but I can never, never marry you.
[pause]
Maggie Johnson: It's my family, Joe... they need me more than you do.
Pa Johnson: Like hell we do!

- Lucien Littlefield in My Best Girl (1927)