Kit Preston: Don't ever change. Aunt Bea: I try not to, but the bills at the beauty parlor get bigger every year. - Myrna Loy (as Aunt Bea) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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Inspector Byrnes: Now, Mrs. Covent. Do you recollect exactly what your niece said to you on the phone? Aunt Bea: Yes. She said, "Aunt Bea, help me, help me." Inspector Byrnes: And what did you assume she meant, Mrs. Covent? Aunt Bea: That she needed help, Inspector! - Myrna Loy (as Aunt Bea) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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Inspector Byrnes: Sometimes I think the Blitz left us with more derelict minds than derelict buildings. - John Williams (as Inspector Byrnes) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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Brian Younger: Before the war I planned on being an architect. But that meant an office and four walls. I even sleep out under the stars whenever I can. Camping trips and things like that. Kit Preston: That's fine if you're married to a Girl Scout. - Doris Day (as Kit Preston) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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Aunt Bea: [speaking to Tony about Kit] She's being tormented by a sadistic fiend! - Myrna Loy (as Aunt Bea) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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Aunt Bea: [telegram] Weather beastly and so is my host. - Myrna Loy (as Aunt Bea) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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Aunt Bea: 'Swan Lake' makes me terribly thirsty. Charles Manning: Must have something to do with those long necks. - Herbert Marshall (as Charles Manning) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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Aunt Bea: Ah, the jungle of finance. Men must work, and women must weep! - Myrna Loy (as Aunt Bea) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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Aunt Bea: I was once in Dublin for the horse show, and I got a call at the Sheldon Room from a man who wanted to dress me in black underwear. Personally, mind you! It was the most *stimulating* minute-and-a-half I spent in Ireland! - Myrna Loy (as Aunt Bea) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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Aunt Bea: If he cares enough, he'll find me. - Myrna Loy (as Aunt Bea) in Midnight Lace (1960)

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