Barbara Ann: Everybody has got to love me. Everybody. This is my year. My horoscope says I am going to be famous. I am a Capricorn and I can't miss. I deserve it, too. I've been good. I haven't done bad things with boys. Well, a little. But not really bad. And only if I liked a boy.

- Tuesday Weld in Lord Love a Duck (1966)

Alan: Dear sweet simple minded Barbara Ann. Barbara Ann whose deepest and most heartfelt yearnings express with a kind of touching lyricism the total vulgarity of our time.

- Roddy McDowall in Lord Love a Duck (1966)

Alan: Mollymauk does not fool around.

- Roddy McDowall in Lord Love a Duck (1966)

Marie Greene: Honey, you *know* I never go out with a married man on the first date.

- Lola Albright in Lord Love a Duck (1966)

Stella Bernard: You lied to me, Miss Greene. You permitted me to believe your father was dead.
Barbara Ann: Well, they're divorced.
Stella Bernard: In our family we don't divorce our men; we *bury* 'em!

- Ruth Gordon in Lord Love a Duck (1966)