Eddie Wilson Jr.: I wonder what the doctor said to your father when you were born.
Princess Fanya: Why bring that up?
Eddie Wilson Jr.: That's just what I thought.

- Eddie Cantor (as Eddie Wilson Jr.) in Kid Millions (1934)

Dot Clark: I'm your mother, Junior.
Eddie Wilson Jr.: You are my mother?
Dot Clark: That's right.
Eddie Wilson Jr.: How old are you, Mommy?
Dot Clark: 19.
Eddie Wilson Jr.: 19?
Dot Clark: That's right.
Eddie Wilson Jr.: I'm 25 and you're 19. Maybe I'm YOUR mother.

- Eddie Cantor (as Eddie Wilson Jr.) in Kid Millions (1934)