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Quotes from How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life (1968)

7 quotes
Stella Stevens
Everett Bauer: You find my touch repugnent?
Carol Corman: [as she punches out] No, it's, uh, just that I haven't had my tetanus shot.

Dean Martin
David Sloane: Harry, I've had martinis all over the world... and I can safely say... yours are the worst.

Dean Martin
David Sloane: Miss Corman, good-bye. They say that a man forgets pain and remembers pleasure. My memory of you will be a complete blank.

Eli Wallach
Harry Hunter: [to Carol] But there's an opening in merchandise, and you have character, integrity, and principle. It'd be interesting to see if an executive could survivewith such handicaps.

Anne Jackson
Thelma: Miss Laszlo watches all the old pictures, and a lot of the actors have passed away.
Muriel Laszlo: I saw a marvelous comedy last night. The entire cast was dead.

Betty Field
Thelma: The only nice thing you can say about men is they're all the same.

Jack Albertson
Mr. Slotkin: A bachelor's conscience is a woman's best friend.