Leslie Quayle: Hi, sailor. Your father working today for a change?
Sonny Phyffe: Yes. You want him?
Leslie Quayle: No thanks, honey. I just want to see him.

- June Havoc (as Leslie Quayle) in Hi Diddle Diddle (1943)

Col. Hector Phyffe: [seeing his wife appear unexpectedly as he is kissing another woman] My wife! Stand by to render first aid!

- Adolphe Menjou (as Col. Hector Phyffe) in Hi Diddle Diddle (1943)

[Looking at hat check girl]
Senator Simpson: You know, I've seen that girl somewhere before.
Liza Prescott: She's a very particular friend of the director who's making this picture. He sticks her in every scene he can.
Janie Prescott: Mother, shh! Somebody might hear you.

- Martha Scott (as Janie Prescott Phyffe) in Hi Diddle Diddle (1943)