Simmons: Oh, this will be a feather, in my hat, when the general learns, in my first encounter, I was victorious.

- Irving Pichel (as Simmons) in General Spanky (1936)

Simmons: You little scalawag.
[Simmons sees a paintbrush, in Spanky's hand and it appears as if Spanky was about to try paint on his shoe! Therefore forcing Spanky and Buckwheat to dive off the ship, in fear of Simmons]

- Irving Pichel (as Simmons) in General Spanky (1936)