Lieutenant Stebbings RAN: I say, where are you going with those?
Walter Eckland: Do you know who I am?
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN: Well, no.
Walter Eckland: We'll let it go this time.

- Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose (1964)

Lieutenant Stebbings RAN: Mother Goose is requesting a chaplain.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: A chaplain? Good heavens, he's killed her.
Lieutenant Stebbings RAN: No, sir. They want to get married.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: Married? Goody Two-Shoes and the Filthy Beast?

- Trevor Howard (as Commander Frank Houghton) in Father Goose (1964)

Lieutenant Stebbings RAN: We could have transferred George Dickens from the interior if he hadn't gotten himself eaten that way.
Commander Frank Houghton RAN: You needn't make him sound such a shirker, Stebbings.

- Trevor Howard (as Commander Frank Houghton) in Father Goose (1964)

Anne: You stepped on my foot.
Walter Eckland: You put it under mine.

- Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose (1964)

Catherine Freneau: [Eckland has sucked the "poison" from Catherine's "snakebite"] Tell me, I would like to know - what did my blood taste like?
Walter Eckland: Delicious. Now come on.
[he tries to take her coconut full of whiskey]
Catherine Freneau: No, no, no, I'm serious. What did it taste like?
Walter Eckland: Well how would I know? I'm not a vampire,
Catherine Freneau: Um, was it salty?
Walter Eckland: Mmm, a little salty, yes.
Catherine Freneau: Too salty?
Walter Eckland: No, it was just right.
Catherine Freneau: Oh, no! You thought it was too salty, I can tell! You didn't like it!
[she seems on the verge of crying]
Walter Eckland: I liked it!
Catherine Freneau: Oh, really?
Walter Eckland: Uh-huh, I liked it!
Catherine Freneau: You're not just saying that?
Walter Eckland: Great blood!

- Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose (1964)

Catherine Freneau: [Jenny hands Walter a whiskey bottle] Jenny!
Walter Eckland: Why, how strange!
Jenny: What?
Walter Eckland: That you should bring me this.
Jenny: I've done it before.
Walter Eckland: No you haven't.
Jenny: Yes I have.
Walter Eckland: Shut up.

- Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose (1964)

Catherine Freneau: Do you have a boat?
Walter Eckland: No. I walked.

- Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose (1964)

Catherine Freneau: How in English do you say "parachute"?
Walter Eckland: Uh... Parachute.

- Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose (1964)

Catherine Freneau: I have an infuriating lack of talent for doing simple things.
Walter Eckland: You probably don't do them right, that's why.

- Cary Grant (as Walter Christopher Eckland) in Father Goose (1964)

Catherine Freneau: I'm a... a picture straightener.
Walter Eckland: You're a what?
Catherine Freneau: A picture straightener.
Walter Eckland: Oh.
Catherine Freneau: When I see a picture on a wall that doesn't hang straightly, I straighten it.
Walter Eckland: Oh, you do that.
Catherine Freneau: And I brush my teeth every morning and every night.
Catherine Freneau: And if I don't have a toothbrush...
Catherine Freneau: [Demonstrating] ... I use my finger.

- Leslie Caron (as Catherine Freneau) in Father Goose (1964)