Ole Olsen: Universal's most sensational comedy team's outside.
N.G. Wagstaff: Abbott & Costello - send them in!

- Thomas Gomez in Crazy House (1943)

[questioning the artist about his abstract painting "Moonlight Over Manhattan"]
Prosecutor: Will you kindly tell us where the moonlight is?
Roco: Well, it's all moonlight.
Prosecutor: Then where's Manhattan?
Roco: Between Brooklyn and Jersey. Everybody knows that.

- Hans Conried in Crazy House (1943)