Steve: I had an uncle who was a hero in the last war. Broke up a gas attack singlehanded.
Don Bolton: How, with bicarbonate of soda?

- Bob Hope (as Don Bolton) in Caught in the Draft (1941)

Bert: I went out with a girl once that told me to go jump in the lake... When I got back, she was gone.

- Eddie Bracken (as Bert Sparks) in Caught in the Draft (1941)

Don Bolton: [ogling Toni] Mmmm, that's a bundle! She looks like Dorothy Lamour with clothes on.

- Bob Hope (as Don Bolton) in Caught in the Draft (1941)