Big Heap: This is my squaw, Kitikata. I bought her for two buffalo skins.
Charlie: How.
Johnny Finger: Never mind how, where!

- Sid James in Carry On Cowboy (1965)

Belle Armitage: [admiring his gun] My, but you got a big one!
Johnny Finger: I'm from Texas, ma'am. We all got big ones down there.

- Sid James in Carry On Cowboy (1965)

Johnny Finger: [the opening scene after he shoots the three men] I wonder what they wanted?

- Sid James in Carry On Cowboy (1965)

Johnny Finger: I once talked peace with a Sioux, but you can't trust them. One moment it was peace on, the next it was peace off.

- Sid James in Carry On Cowboy (1965)

Johnny Finger: What's the matter? What have I done wrong?
Sheriff Albert Earp: You just killed three men, mister.
Johnny Finger: I know that, but what have I done wrong?

- Sid James in Carry On Cowboy (1965)

Sam: I never did get to know exactly what she'd done that was so wrong.
Judge Burke: Old Ben was a friend of mine Sam, and she killed him.
Doc: It was his own fault. He was ninety-two. I warned him not to marry her!

- Peter Butterworth in Carry On Cowboy (1965)