Herbie Brown: [explaining their situation with Evie] We've been like a mama and a papa to her.
Slicker Smith: Leave me out of this.
Herbie Brown: Okay, Papa.

- Lou Costello (as Herbie Brown) in Buck Privates Come Home (1947)

Bill Gregory: That's my car, hey Slick, who's racing my car?
Slicker Smith: I don't know, I'll ask Herbie... Herbie? Herbie can't drive!

- Bud Abbott (as Slicker Smith) in Buck Privates Come Home (1947)

Man: Where does this little girl live?
Herbie Brown: Paris.
Slicker Smith: Marsailles.
Herbie Brown: Marsailles.
Slicker Smith: Paris.
Man: Paris and Marsailles?
Herbie Brown: Her mother is a traveling salesman.

- Lou Costello (as Herbie Brown) in Buck Privates Come Home (1947)