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Quotes from Boys' Night Out (1962)

14 quotes
Howard Morris
Howard McIllenny: Look at me. I'm an accountant with a secret life.
- Howard Morris (as Howard McIllenny) in Boys' Night Out (1962)

Jessie Royce Landis
Ethel Williams: Waitress, waitress darling. Another round please.
Waitress: Are you sure, madam?
Ethel Williams: Madam is sure.
Waitress: Madam is crocked.
- Jessie Royce Landis (as Ethel Williams) in Boys' Night Out (1962)

James Garner
Slattery: How bad is he hooked?
Fred Williams: About as bad as you can get. When he remembers the score, he knows he's on the loser's end. But when he remembers the girl, he forgets the score.
- James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out (1962)

James Garner
Fred Williams: [Slattery, the bartender, has just given Williams some good advice] You know something, Mr. Slattery? You know something, Mr. Slattery.
- James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out (1962)

James Garner
Fred Williams: I've had ti many martoonis.
- James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out (1962)

James Garner
Fred Williams: If there's one thing I hate it's guys who chippen out when the chicks are down.
- James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out (1962)

James Garner
Fred Williams: It's a very important
[little league]
Fred Williams: game, really. We're battling it out for sixth place.
- James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out (1962)

James Garner
Fred Williams: Stand up, Buster
Howard: I am standing up.
Fred Williams: If you had any guts you'd be taller!
- James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out (1962)

James Garner
Cathy: Fred, what's the matter?
Fred Williams: The matter? It's one thing for a girl to be - to go wrong. A guy'd have to be pretty narrow-minded not to overlook a thing like that. But to make me a miserable guinea pig? To use a guy for, for an experiment? To be a dirty, contemptible... *sociologist*! That's about as low as you can get!
- James Garner (as Fred Williams) in Boys' Night Out (1962)

Kim Novak
Cathy: When it comes to sex, men can't help lying and women can't keep from telling the truth. I don't know which is worse.
- Kim Novak (as Cathy) in Boys' Night Out (1962)